THE SHOP HAS REOPENED!
New PREORDERS AVAILABLE + OLD STOCK

ALL TEES $36 or grab 3 for $100.

Whether you missed the drop the first time around, or are just now discovering the shop, we’ve got what you need. Grab a re-release in your size, or take a peek at what we have in stock. No better time to show your support for what you believe in and to stand on business.

THE BEST SELLERS HAVE RETURNED IN TIME FOR FALL

These are PRE-ORDERS. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

I Support the IRS - PRESALE
$36.00

The one that started it all is BACK BABY. Stand on the right side of history by telling Israel to suck your balls. One color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

This is a PRESALE - First round of orders will go into production around June 5th. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your shirt.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

AI Can Suck My Balls - PRESALE
$36.00

Show your disdain for the influx of Artificial Intelligence in every aspect of our lives. Remind people to keep AI out of art and go f**cking draw. One color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

This is a PRESALE - First round of orders will go into production around June 5th. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your shirt.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Swell Time for a Revolution - PRESALE
$36.00

We are in hell, and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. The ruling class has made it clear that they will stop at nothing until they bleed every last one of us dry.

Enjoy a shot of nostalgia with this School House Rock inspired t-shirt. Screen printed in Columbus, OH on Comfort Colors 1717.

This item is a PRESALE - Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

I Love BBLs - PRESALE
$36.00

Show your love for big booties and your disdain for billionaires. Two color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

This is a PRESALE - First round of orders will go into production around June 5th. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery of your shirt.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Season 1 Stock Still Looking for a New Home!

We’ve got these bad boys on hand and ready to ship. Hopefully we’ve got your size in stock, but if not, join the mailing list to stay up to date on new drops.

I Support the IRS - Black
$36.00

The one that started it all is BACK BABY. Stand on the right side of history by telling Israel to suck your balls. One color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Fart on Fascists
$36.00

Stand on the right side of history by standing in solidarity against our tyrannical government. Two color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH - hand packed and shipped by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

I Love BBLs
$36.00

Show your love for big booties and your disdain for billionaires. Two color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Fight Fascists
$36.00

This should be a no brainer, but here we are. Two color silk screened tee on Comfort Colors 1717. Printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed and shipped by yours truly.

Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Fuck ICE
$36.00

Stand on the right side of history by standing in solidarity with all of the immigrants who make our country great. Two color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

AI Can Suck My Balls
$36.00

Show your disdain for the influx of Artificial Intelligence in every aspect of our lives. Remind people to keep AI out of art and go f**cking draw. One color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

Swell Time for a Revolution - BLACK
$32.00

We are in hell, and it’s time to take matters into our own hands. The ruling class has made it clear that they will stop at nothing until they bleed every last one of us dry.

Enjoy a shot of nostalgia with this School House Rock inspired t-shirt. Screen printed in Columbus, OH on Comfort Colors 1717.

Always Support a Pal in Tears
$36.00

Show your support for your homies and their mental health while rejecting the gross level of invasion from Palantir. Three color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Screen printed locally in Columbus, OH, and hand packed by yours truly.

  • Heavyweight - 100% Ring Spun US Cotton

I Went to Art School - Espresso
$36.00

Show your sense of humor for our failing economy and embrace the reality of going to art school. One color screen print on Comfort Color 1717 Heavyweight tee. Printed by the wonderful humans at Tonic Studios in Columbus, OH.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

I Went to Art School - Ivory
$36.00

Show your sense of humor for our failing economy and embrace the reality of going to art school. One color screen print on Comfort Colors 1717 Heavyweight tee. Printed by the wonderful humans at Tonic Studios in Columbus, OH.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Dropped shoulders and a more relaxed, boxy silhouette

Compost Billionaires - Special Edition
$36.00

Celebrate Mother Earth by composting those who have caused her the most harm. Rerelease on Comfort Colors Color Blast tee with Puff Print.